brown plague


an unfortunate sickness of the stomach that requires one to be almost permanently stationed on the toilet. the increase in the number of bowl movements is typically accompanied by a stool consistency similar to muddy water.
i.e. hershey squirts
i’m sorry bro, i can’t make it out tonight. i’ve got a bad case of the brown plague. i’ve been on the toilet all day.

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