Brown-pound
weight of feces lost when one p–ps. typically used when one is to/just has sh-tted a great deal, so much so that their post sh-t weight is significantly different that their pre sh-t weight
richard: i’m about to shed some brown pounds
mike: don’t forget to flush after!
to beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. taken from chris brown’s beating of his hot girlfriend.
aaron: dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. i brown-pounded her.
jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback does suck!
(hits him again)
the act of eating a large steak and deficating it in log form and then useing the resl-ting log to penetrate any orafaice.
take him ’round back and give the brown pound.
to punch a person directly in the -n-s.
the best way to shut somebody up is with a properly executed brownpound.
the amount of money paid in total (over a month) to you whilst you’re doing a poo at your job.
any money earnt using the brown pound method is spend on binge food, drink or general cr-p.
“i get paid £5.00 an hour. i worked 24 hours over the past month, which means i earnt £120.00.
i spent 2 hours in total doing a poo over that month. that means my company paid me £10.00 to do a dump. yay! lets buy cookie dough!”
and thus, the brown pound is born.
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