Brown Python
the act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a d-ld-.
where one cr-ps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for s-xual purposes.
a last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a d-ld-.
“i couldn’t find any batteries for my vibrator, so i had to make a brown python instead.”
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