Brown Shaheen
the mix of lube and sh-t that is left on your p-n-s after -n-l s-x
“toss me a towel, i didnt’t notice this brown shaheen left on my sack.”
noun (pl. brown shaheens) – a small polished t-rd.
figurative: scott brown’s talking points were no more than brown shaheens and bromides.
origin: from john stewart’s commentary on new hampshire’s 2014 midterm senate race between scott brown & jeanne shaheen. (tues. oct. 29)
etymology: from the root ‘brown-nose’ (from the result of -ss-kissing) and sheen “early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine.”
wall street bankers and political figures often look and speak like brown shaheens.
when one scoots their -ss across the floor like a dog then makes a loved one clean it up (usually for s-xual gratification).
scott brown is about to pull a “brown shaheen” on new hampshire.
when after -n-l s-x, a person pulls out of their partner’s -ss and wipes the residue on their d-ck or strap-on on the face of the receiving partner. just like a dirty sanchez, but one attempts to leave a wolf blitzer-style beard.
that girl was so dirty she wanted me to give her a brown shaheen!
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