brown sock
this is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. though there are few doc-mented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. party a defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. after the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, party a ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. at this point, party a proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks party b (who is most likely drunk and/or p-ssed out) across the face.
though this -ssault is rarely painful, the ego of party b will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
yeah so bob was being a d-ck the other day so i decided to give him a brown sock. when he wasn’t looking i loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. oh the hilarity that ensued.
having a p-n-s tanned enough that it resembles a large brown sock.
friends calling you ‘oi, brownsock! pint?’ infront of groups of girls, who always ask for explanation, always..
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