brown streamer
from military parachuting: when a parachute fails to open it’s called a streamer, and if the jumper’s reserve parachute doesn’t function, the jumper’s going to die- the brown in the phrase is either from the dried blood on the chute when the jumper -ssumes the consistency of rasberry jam, or from the well-known, first you say it, then you do it…”oh, sh–!”
i thought sure that streamer was going to be a brown streamer until his reserve popped at the last second.
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