brown tears
when your -n-s seeps out regret from last night’s cheap thai food
hey jack thanks for that cheap $10 thai food last night. shame i’m stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.
1. a drop of brown fluid secreted by the -n-l gland and diffused between the brown-eye and b-tt-cheeks to moisten the -n-s and facilitate bowel evacuation.
2. a secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).
f-ck me, after eating mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.
#brown-eye #broweye #sh-t #sh-t-attack #p–p #diarrhea #p–py #b-tthole #-sshole
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