brown trout
an enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across north america that wasnt flushed.the brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.in your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the yellow eyed brown trout
matt:hey mom guess what?
mom:what hunnie?
matt:i saw a brown trout today!
mom:good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
matt:no way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!
piece of cr-p left in an un-flushed toilet. done as a surprise for the next person. often done at work, or public toilets.
who left the brown trout ?!
piece of cr-p that is so big it won’t flush, even after repeated flushes.
jim left a brown trout in the toilet.
better if coupled with “corn-eyed-brown-trout
i layed a m-ssive corn-eyed-brown-trout into the sh-tter.
a large piece of cr-p left in the toilet late at night by my wife.
d-mn it woman i told you to stop leaving brown trout in the cr-pper. flushing it is not going to wake me or the kid.
a t-rd that won’t go away despite repeated flushing. not neccisarily a floater]
t-rd, cr-p,caca,p–p,toilet,john, flush
brother:i had to flush the john four times, but i finally got the little brown trout to go downstream
sister: it still stinks
brother: not as much as you
t-rd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan
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