Brownie Boy


a sycophantic male “friend” who desperately uses a pathetic offering of brownies or pop tarts to attempt to get in a girl’s pants.
brownie boy: hey there, you hungry? i brought you some brownies – what you doing tonight? we should hang out.

response: ugh, brownie boy is at it again

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