Brownie Poo


(n) when your p–p is really hard and causes pain to the -n-s; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.
boss: why are you late?!
worker: sorry boss! i was on the toilet, i had a brownie poo.
boss: ohh, why dont you take a seat? we all understand.
worker: i dont think i can do that right now.. i still feel the burn…

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