where you put a sucker in your girls but and then eat it.
my wife has the best brownie pops
the irrational fear of fearing being scared of the fear of fear itself. person 1: i have phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia. person 2: i have phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia… person 1: kill it with fire -throws up intensely- person 3: hey guys, what’s u- -sees intense vomiting session- blaarrrghh i have phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia bellhggggggggff
cutest ship name ever they are so nickelly
when you get fed up with an austin messing things up, either largely or in minuscule amounts, you may switch out his name with “goshtin” to encourage him to stop his tom-foolery. no matter how small the mess-up may be, when it is by a goshtin, it is a big deal. you know who you […]
lawarence…more than likely an old person who likes gardens. who has two daughters.. person 1: “..hey i got these veggies.” lawarence: “..ok..what do you want me to do?” person 1: “..pick them..” lawarence: “..your young..you do it!”
- knowledge motel
(noun): a person with an encyclopedic memory. “facts go in, they don’t check out” my friend rob seems to remember every d-mn thing he ever learned or read. he’s a d-mn knowledge motel”