Browser Shopping
looking at things you cant afford on the internet whilst having the utmost desire to purchase.
person 1: i was looking at this sick ferrari, it’s only $350k. i want it sooo bad!
person 2: dude, you can barely make rent, you don’t have $350k.
person 1: naw, i know. i was just browser shopping. look at how clean it is!
person 2: ahhh. let me see it!
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