car poor
having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.
friend: “hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?”
me: “nah, i’m car poor right now. i had to pay my $687 dollar car note.” “i gotta go, i got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off”.
having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.
friend: “hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?”
me: “nah, i’m car poor right now. i had to pay my $687 dollar car note.” “i gotta go, i got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off”.
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