browsing the gallery
(v.) an alternate way of saying masturbation without feeling too awkward.
a more enjoyable and relaxed form of masturbation.
family member: “so what have you been doing in your spare time, dear?”
you: “not much. mostly just browsing the gallery.”
family member: “oh…that’s nice!”
you: “yes. yes it is.”
a more relaxed, chill, and casual way of saying masturbation.
person 1: do you really m-st-rb-t-?
person 2: not so much masturbating. more like browsing the gallery.
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