Brozymandias
(n.) the supreme ruler of all mortal bros.
“my name is brozymandias, bro of bros
look upon my kegs, ye mighty, and despair!”
-p. b. sh-lley, bromantic era poet
guy 1: “did you hear levi bonged a fifth?”
guy 2: “i heard. dude is insane!”
guy 1: “no, he is brozymandias!”
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