Brrr-eals
during blizzards, snow-storms, polar vortexes, when one of your dumb friends or an idiotic random person points out the obvious fact that it is cold or gonna snow or there is gonna be a historic storm, you can agree with a quaint “brrr-eals!” and leave them stupefied.
“oh my god! there is gonna be a crazy storm, i’m gonna need to update my social media sites with a cliche status. this is going to be a historic blizzard.”
“brrr-eals!”
“that’s all you have to say?”
“are you being brrr-eals right now? please shutup.”
“oh okay…”
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