Brucing

brucing (to bruce or to be bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one’s p-n-s as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the brucer’s p-n-s. this gives the p-n-s a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other p-n-ses and can be used to -ssert dominance amongst a group of other p-n-ses. brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. while brucing is traditionally done via use of the brucer’s hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, c-ck rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free “auto-bruce” which provides the brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their bruce.
“he bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel”
“after originally denying him, jessica gave jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring bruce”
“a girl can never resist a good brucing”
6 more definitions
an advanced form of creeping.
guy1: hey i was just watching you talk to your friend and-

guy2: hey don’t be brucing!

girl: yeah that’s beyond creep.
when people lie on facebook, twitter or any social network.

falsifying your job, income or things you have done. post pics of people they’ve had s-x with, but haven’t.
dude is always brucing, he doesn’t get any chics.

a person’s facebook status says they are at a club, but they are really in the house means they are brucing.
the act of “brucing” (to bruce). to hit on, come on to, use cheesy lines to get your end away.
guy 1: where’s andy?
guy 2: over there trying to bruce that chick.

gal 1: hey laura. stop brucing that guy you’re married.
the act of forcibly inserting your fist into a woman’s v-g-n-l cavity,in such a manner to draw excitement from said woman.
give her the bruuuuuuuce!”i was brucing a girl last night
the act of (telling, tattletaling, snitching, ratting, ect….) on another person; giving up information or infroming about another person’s misconduct in order to reduce one’s own consequences.
brucing, bruced, or bruce also acceptable forms of the word.
my cousin and i were out car popping when the police showed up i ran and got away, but my cousin was caught. after being arrested my cousin began “brucing” on me to get him self out of trouble and the cops came to my f-ckin house.
when somebody thinks that feltching is actually shrimping. the act of mistaking the drinking of seminal fluids from someones -n-s for a foot fetish.
grandpa thought it was shrimping when the garden boy drank the j-zz from his -ss through a bendy straw. cl-ssic case of brucing.