bruised ears


girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.
did you see sammie? she looks like she’s thinking about bruised ears.

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