Bryan Callen
a hot, straight (although i’m sure he wouldn’t care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of madtv. he’s worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as “oz”, “7th heaven”, “suddenly susan”, “king of queens”, “how i met your mother” and most recently “fat actress”. he has also appeared in films such as “fish without a bicycle”, “scary movie 4” and “bad santa”. he’s an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a speedo.
bryan callen is aka “pool boy” in madtv.
bryan is a truly nice guy.
callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
a hot bis-xual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of l-st for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable s-xual pleasure. he is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you’re done. also know as a living blow up doll.
are you watching mad tv?
yes.
don’t listen to bryan callen talk, you will lose iq points.
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