BS-apatory Skills
prounounced b-s-a-pa’tor’y skills
1. n. the ability to make-up stories on the fly.
2. n. the fine-tuned craft of wielding tall tales.
angie is well-versed in the art of using bs-apatory skills. last night she told me that her plane was hijacked and she had to call atc to help her land it.
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