bsian


an asian who fails at being asian. e.g. an asian who gets bs in school.
asian guy: my parents are going to kill me, i got a b
other guy: don’t worry, just tell them you’re bsian, not asian
an asian person who got a b in school
(asian kid gets b on math test)
asian: mom…. i got a b….
mom: a b?! are you b-sian? no. you’re asian and you need to act like it.
an asian person who didn’t get straight a’s in school and ended up with one or more b’s. therefore, they are demoted to a b-sian.
asian1: dude, i just failed that ap calc bc test. my grade is gonna drop to a b.
asian2: aww, dude. your parents are going to use your college fund for new laptops if you become a b-sian!
an asian who receives b’s in school.
“hey, did you see what grade jung-lee got in ap us history today?”
“yeah man! she got a b on her test!”
“i know i was so surprised!”
“its because she’s a bsian”
“ohh that’s too bad.”
not an ‘a-sain’ (asian).
asian parent, ” what did you get on your test?”
asian kid, ” a b+ percent.”
asian parent,”… fail, you da ‘a’-sian not the ‘b’-sian!!”

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