bubblewrap man


a hero who no one has heard of, not even me

he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. he has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
he once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
man1 ‘theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here’
girl1 ‘ o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man’
man1 ‘whose he’
girl1 ‘dunno’

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