Buck Squat
a s-x poise where a guy spreads his legs wide past his shoulders and bends his knees slightly at a 45 degree angle to have intercourse in the middle of a room without the support of a wall or couch. a technique used on average sized chicks – if she’s too tall or short, you’re screwed. afterwards, the guy does a backwards kicking motion like a buck, then returns to the poise and takes a sh-t in the middle of the room. not recommended on carpeted floors.
steve picked up a girl at starbucks by asking her about the amount of grip on her floors. picking up on the cue, they went back to her place where steve performed the buck squat maneuver on her. when it was all said and done, he left her enough cash for her to clean her floor.
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