sponer

noun; portmanteau of ‘sports’ and ‘b-n-r’; athletic metaphor meaning: a team or an athlete performs so well that it effects one s-xually; applies to both men and women; verb: sponerise
man, those seahawks are giving the entire pacific northwest a sponer!
spontaneous b-n-r; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the p-n-s
i was sittin’ in church, and i got this sponer that wouldn’t go down
a sponer is when a dude is wearing a speedo and he has a f-cking huge b-n-r
it is just completly noticable
and very hard to hide!
person 1″lol did you just see that dude walk past!”

person 2″ya no one could have missed that huge sponer”
when two people are spooning, and the big spoon gets a b-n-r and therefore pokes the little spoon in the -ss/thigh region
it was difficult to sleep with his sponer poking me all night
a spontanious b-n-r
ew you have a b-n-r, no its a sponer
spiritual b-n-r
a)a hardness in the crotch area when you are spiritually aroused
b)a s-xual arousal when spiritually blessed
c)spiritual mind b-n-r
does not have anything to do with l-st
when i saw brooke fraser at a hillsongs concert, i got a sponer.
the feeling of being lazy, lethargic, and sleepy.
matt had the biggest sponer ever so therefor he took a 4 hour nap.

reece could barely move his arms and legs he was so tired, it could be said he had a big sponer.