bucket lister


someone having a midlife crisis in the 2010s that is compulsively adding ‘must do’ things to their bucket list.
bike shop employee: “since cycling became the new golf, i had another guy drop $10,000 on a road bike, even though he hasn’t exerted himself since he was 12 years old. good luck with that, bucket lister.”

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