Bucketmouth
when a teenage girl has had too much to drink, she loses all kissing abilities. any attempt to make out with said tramp results in a sloppy mess, much like if you were to play tonsil-hockey with a largemouth b-ss, hence “bucketmouth.”
frat stud: bro, i met some fine slampiece last night.
frat stud 2: did you beat it up?
frat stud: no, she was all over me but had the worst case of bucketmouth i’ve ever seen.
frat stud 2: that’s a shame bro, that’s a shame.
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