Bud Light Lime
without question the best all around summer beer that everyone loves to hate.
bll>miller lite
you can man up and order a miller, or be a gentlemen and say: i’d like a bud light lime.
an aborted carona fetus. complete mediocrity supported by dudes that secretly want to drink mike’s hard lemonade and suck on fluorescent sugary c-cks. flying off store shelves because douchebags have been popping out of v-g-n-‘s in abundance lately
“hey, ted has some bud light lime!”
“hey, ted is a f-g!”
(meanwhile ted is running to the bathroom to remove his tampon and listen to hinder)
n. an alcoholic beverage consumed by h-m-s-xuals
n. shep’s favorite insult
c: hi.
js: bud light lime is for h-m-s-xuals.
c: okay (walks away in shame, because she was pretty much just called a dyk-).
a beer introduced by anheuser busch in an attempt to compete with the sudden fad of lime flavored drinks. this beer appeals to men who want to look like they’re drinking beer when in fact they’re drinking a sprite in a beer can. this beer is for the guy who doesn’t like the taste of beer nor the perception of drinking a mike’s hard lemonade. bud light lime was created for h-m-s-xuals who wanted to project the image that they were, “just one of the boys.”
mitch: i don’t understand where all my bud light limes went.
aaron: i think all those f-gs on that boat next to us helped themselves. they wouldn’t touch the banquet beer because it tastes like masculinity. why do you drink that sh-t anyways?
mitch: it’s got more alcohol in it than regular beer and it tastes like summer.
aaron: all i heard was, blah blah blah i’m a tiity baby.
step 1: one person says, “bud light lime!”
step 2: everyone in the room has to put a fist on the table in front of them and then proceed to twerk.
step 3: if you don’t, then b-mmer. you lose.
step 4: you must drink. and it might not be a bud light lime, and i know you wished it was, but it’s booze, so just drink it. and if you don’t like bud light lime, well f-ck you, drink anyway.
one says,” bud light lime!”
james, dan, and tom put their fists down to the table, and than proceed to twerk.
jeff, looks around in bewilderment, stays stationary and idle.
james, dan, and tom: “drink, b-tch!”
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