Bud Wisecracker


a dude who starts slinging insults after he’s had a few brews (such as budweiser).
bud wisecracker: hey, pamela, you got some nice t-tties on ya! come over here and let me suck on your nips!

pamela: shut up, -sshole!

bud wisecracker: what are you lookin’ at tommy.

smash!!! tommy’s fist knocks out all of bud’s front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.

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