bud zoned

after fiercely pursuing and fantasizing about a potential love interest, bud zoning is the act of relegating said fantasy into a “friend” and no longer being able to picture them as an object of s-xual desire.

bud zoned is the word to refer to a guy that is no longer a s-xual interest to a female pursuant.
friend: “how did your date go?”

tina: “i can’t picture kissing him!”

-friends make eye contact.”

friend: “bud zoned!”

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