buddy system

when the p-ssenger of the vehicle steers for the driver of the car while the driver takes a hit from a bowl.
“yo, let’s use the buddy system, i wanna smoke from this bowl”.
when you take a sh-t that smells so awful that anyone entering the cubicle might need a ‘buddy’ to -ssist them in the event of collapsing as the stench is so toxic.
hey boys – buddy system in place for next 30 minutes (said while exiting the loo)

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