budget cuts
lowering a community’s budget. the reason for all inconveniences in a community, often because there was not enough in the budget to fix it.
bob:”why do we have to pay for our napkins at our school cafeteria?” joe:”budget cuts, dude. school can’t afford sh-t, so their charging their napkins and other stuff to try and make up for it.”
a budget cut is a is an employee that really serves no purpose and could be eliminated to save money and preserve essential positions. budget cuts are often seen playing solitaire and farmville, taking multiple smoke breaks, and spending most of their time gossiping about people who are actually working. the budget cut may provide some services; occaisionally answering a phone, telling others who to call to resolve their issue, monitoring the whereabouts of coworkers, and generally communicating in an overtly rude and annoying manner.
jane made a mental list of employees arriving late while she took her 7:45am smoke break. later, she shared the names with her co-worker, d-ck, via im while harvesting her crops on farmville. jane is a budget cut waiting to happen.
polite way of saying “bunch of c-nts”, particularly suited for use in an office environment
i was having lunch with the finance department today and realised what budget cuts they all are
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