budget hooker
a filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly sl-t, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a s-xual encounter.
“man let’s get the f-ck out of here! it’s too late to find a good lay now, all that’s left here are the budget hookers.”
“yeah, but we’re gonna have to slap our way out now.”
“rooooww! here boys! i’m thirsty!”
“stand down b–tch! (crack!) budget hooker!”
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