Budget Pimping
meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. there are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get -ss would cl-ssify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, p-wning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a bl-w j-b.
(when pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you’re a loser)
“what the f-ck! i thought you had a car and a nice job!”
“cut me some slack, b-tch. i’m budget pimping.”
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