buffalo chocolate
when one consumes too many chicken wings and develops a case of explosive diarrhea. this often requires a change of pants and underwear as the afflicted cannot make it to the bathroom quick enough.
edwards friend jacob set him up on a blind date with ashley. ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a wh-r-. edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. the evening went well, edward gobbled down about two dozen buffalo wings. drank a little, chatted with ashley. they couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. then…. his stomach started aching.
“i have a feeling i am about to make some buffalo chocolate”, edward said to his date.
then it happened, edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. liquid sh-t leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
“gross!” ashley said.
edward, did not get laid that night.
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