Buffer Person
that one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heteros-xual or h-m-s-xual.
josh: hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
patrick: nah, i’ll just sit here and watch gay p-rn.
josh: well, danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
patrick: if danielle’s going to be there then i’m going for sure.
josh: she sounds like your buffer person.
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