yes bugs have a league of their own. it’s a recreational league where they play compet-tive sports such as baseball and football just like us. i seent it!!
“hey ralph. were you planning on joining the bug league is september?”
a burp sneeze and a fart all in one. you better not burpsnart in my house cause that sh-t will be one weird smell a burp, followed quickly by a sneeze and then a fart. adam: hang on, i’m sorry honey, don’t move, don’t move. oh my god, i’m going to… -burp—sneeze—fart- hahaha, i did […]
a fancy way of of saying you got burned you got burndiddid
nasty herpes in the b-tt, transmittable she told me that the back door was open, but that b-tterpe was nasty she told me the back door was open, but her b-tterpes looked nasty
- Buttery tug
the act of cutting a circular hole in the bottom of a popcorn container, placing your jolly member inside, and receive a pleasant tug job from your lady, all while enjoying a film and being discrete. “my girl made me go see pitch perfect 2, but thankfully she gave me the best b-ttery tug i’ve […]
- California Sunroof
to take a sh-t through a car’s sunroof. i hated that guy so i seen his car, and gave him a california sunroof.