bugger the toe


refers to a bedroom game in britain. heard of it while playing a video s-x trivia game in a tavern when i was a child eating there in restaurant. refers to game in which object is to win by b-gg-ring your partner with your big toe.
me and my girl got drunk last night started fooling around in bed and playfighting but then we started playing b-gg-r the toe. anyhow, she ended up with a bleeding -n-l sphincter and i have a perforated r-ct-m from her long sharp toenails as a result of our lack of preparation before our intoxicated game of b-gg-r the toe. next time were going to cut and file our toenails, wash our feet, and use a little lube.

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