a rotten goldfish named rotten tomato. this goldfish has 3 fins instead of 2 and 3 eyeb-lls instead of one punched thru the front to back.
yesterday i flushed my buhgter down the potty hole.
a moose male or female. mrs. bulwinkle refers specifically to a cow moose. baby bulwinkle is a calf. going hunting this morning. hope to kill a bulwinkle.
defined as: a man who enjoys a nice baguette with tuna paste! mat agrees! campaniço: “baguette with tuna paste…. soooo goood!” mat: “i agree!”
drinking beer and eating pizza. erica: have you been carb-loading? bob: yeah, we closed the pizza palace the night before the marathon.
a person of one-eighth chocolate shake ancestry “i’m a choctoroon and i’m offended by your statement.”
- clap f*ck
when a male has s-xual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job. randy: “wow mark! your tv must of been on loud last night. i kept hearing people applauding.” mark: “randy, you really are an idiot. i […]