build a nest
to put a layer of toilet paper on the seat before dropping a duece.
alright, so i’m at this baseball game and i have to take a hardcore sh-t, and i go in the bathroom and it’s full to the brim. i get in line for the sh-tter, and i wait for what seems like hours. the guy in front of me is finally up to plop, and he goes in there and i hear him build a nest. i’m like “what the f-ck are you doing, you loony piece of sh-t?” and he’s all like “yeah, whatever.”
the act of lining a public toilet seat with toilet paper, usually one ply. the thickness of the nest varies according to each persons preference and/or depending how much p-ss and sh-t are on the seat.
i always build a nest before taking a sh-t in a public bathroom.
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