Bumpercoat


1) a winter game in which one person wearing a puffy coat forcibly b-mps into another person wearing a puffy coat, triumphantly declaring, “b-mpercoat!” it is similar to b-mper cars, but with humans and puffy coats.

2) when you’re f-cking a girl doggy-style, you pull out and skeet all over her -ss, coating it with j-zz.
i totally b-mpercoated eliot last night!

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