Bukkaptism
a combination of the words bukkake and baptism
^that pretty much writes it’s own definition but for those who are still unaware
a group of stereotypical paedopriests gather round a baby and baptise a baby but not with holy water… but there own reproductive juices, some believe this is to bring forth the antichrist
paedopriest 1 – let us bless this child… -pants-
{police burst in}
police – freeze!!! there will be no bukkaptism in this church
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