bulgarian swamp monster


first diahrea is a necessity. then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the r-ct-m. thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.
guy1: “dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night”

guy2: “… well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster”

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