bull rider

during s-xual intercourse, you tell your partner that you have hiv/aids and you see how long you can stay on. hence, “the bullrider.”
i pulled a bull rider on mary last night.
this super amazing strain of weed that gets you so stoned that you feel as if your riding a bull no-sh-t!!
o my god! i should have never smoked that bullrider!
when a woman is riding a man in the cowgirl position, she reaches around her back and smacks the unsuspecting victim in his b-lls. the man then proceeds to buck like an angry bull. if the woman can hang on for 8 seconds, this is considered a full ride.
“so my girlfriend is going to town on me last night cowgirl style and pulls a bullrider. she didn’t make the full 8 seconds so i donkey punched her in the grill”
term that refers to having s-x doggy style while the male is about to -j-c-l-t-, he tightly holds the female by the waist while still being inside of her and either says, “i’ve been sleeping with your sister” or “i’ve been cheating on you with (____)”… then you hold on for the ride of your life.
i was doing this chick the other night, but she wasn’t putting her -ss into it. so i got her in a bull rider, and daaaymn, she nearly snapped my d-ck off.
is being on top while having s-x with a girl when mid way through you tell her she isnt half as good as her siter,mom,best friend etc. then you grab hold of her t-ts and see if you can hold on to your angry partner for 8 seconds
while i was riding christina last night i told her “your good but not half as good as your sister” then grabbed her t-ts and tried to hold on like a bull rider
according to my best buddy raul, both these definitions are incorrect. to bull ride, is to do a girl from behind when then the male takes the female’s hair and sticks it in her rear end. he then tried to ride her as long as he could while she tried to kick him off for being “weird.” raul calls it “quirky.”
tommy was gonna give that sk-nk an eifel tower but giving himself a high five just couldn’t do it justice. he decided to give her the bull rider instead.
a degenerate, and often lazy person who trys, or claims to earn a living by the rodeo sport of riding bulls. these are people that often have no intelligence or lack motivation to work, in other words their lazy.
look at that queer looking bull rider.

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