Bullet-Timeitis


the act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play max payne for an extended amount of time.
yesterday after completing max payne 3 on hardcore i began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if i was dual wielding pistols, i must have had a severe case of bullet-timeitis.

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