Bulletproof Vest


the pooch that portrudes from a woman’s lower abdomen. when worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. most often found in women who have had children, but just can’t ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as h-ll, they’re just not 18 years old anymore.
d-mn, did you see her? she is fine! she’s got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but i’d still smash.
50’s source of protection
if it wasnt for my bullet proof vest i would have been dead.

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