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1) someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith
“i swear, tomorrow, i will wear a matador costume”
a true master of verbal fascade. a deceptive f-ck that gets off on selling people worthless info as it were fact.

to reach this ultimate level of mastery the bullsh-ter becomes convinced that at he or she is completely on the level at least 95% of the time …
bullsh-t artist comes back from the gym

“man that was a hard work out. i benched out 180… a hot chick was checking my sh-t out.. she said “your sh-t is nice”. no doubt i’ll score”

bullsh-t artist:
definition- 1. a person who specializes in a field of “feeding” its surrounding persons with useless bullsh-t.

rap: man all i do is get money.. and hoes..

listener: man this rapper is a bullsh-t artist..
a master in the art of making bullsh-t believable.

bullsh-t artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. they also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. bullsh-t artists often use their talent to bullsh-t people out of their money.

bullsh-t artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.

never try to bullsh-t a bullsh-t artist.
george bush: “iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons.”

observer: “what a bullsh-t artist, there never were any.”
a bull sh-tter who is successful in avoiding detection may be referred to as a bull sh-t artist. bull sh-t artists are quite dangerous and may say things with a high degree of confidence while, at the same time, having inadequate support for what they are saying, making their statements bull sh-t.
its amazing how these politicians are bull sh-t artists.
that guy manages to pull so many girls even though he’s unemployed; he’s just a great bull sh-t artist.
someone who likes to lie and practices lieing.
person1: dude wanna hang out?

person2: cant gotta go with my mom to the store.

person1: bullsh-t artist.
an expert at telling you bull sh-t. usually has a degree to back up their bull sh-t.
example 1:

psychiatrist: you are suffering from severe depression.

defenseless kid: no. i feel fine.

kids parents: johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.

(in this example the psychiatrist is a master bull sh-t artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull sh-t)

example 2:
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)

man: this is cr-p

artist: no, you just don’t get my art

man: oh, i see it now

(in this example, the artist is not only a bullsh-t artist but an artist as well!)