bullshit tennis


a sort of banter where two people have a convo about something which they both know is total bullsh-t, back and forth, to the point where they’re not sure whether to believe each other or not.
“we haven’t spoken for ages”
“its a crime!”
“we’ll have to run off together, get away from the police!”
“yeah, how about new york”
“sure, and we can go line dancing in cowboy boots”

back and forth, scoring bullsh-t tennis points for random examples

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