bullshit

it is a popular buzzword on google search suggestions to complain just about everything going on in the world.
did you hear the news story? it’s bullsh-t if you ask me!
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a blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious falicy.

or, the excriment of cattle.
“i smell something…
is it dog? no…
is it horse? no…
i know. its bullsh-t!”

poorly quoted “only fools and horses”

well, the concept is right.
1) noun. stuff that is made up for the purpose of placating someone, or p-ssing an exam, or getting elected to office. most often false or ridiculous.
2) verb. to generate bullsh-t.
3) interjection. accusing someone of bullsh-tting.
4) adjective. identifying or suspecting something as bullsh-t.

in all usages, the term can be shortened to “bull” or “bs”.
1) my essay was complete bullsh-t.
2) man, i gotta learn to bullsh-t properly if i want to p-ss this english exam.
3) “i was sick all last week!” “bullsh-t!”
4) that is such a bullsh-t answer.
nonsense, lies, exaggeration.
that is nothing but bullsh-t. i do not believe a word of it.
my grade on my economics midterm.
this is bullsh-t.
when a person is communicating through their -ss.
oh, i’m sorry i sneezed on you. look i got my spit all over your face. sorry ’bout that, i’m just allergic to bullsh-t.
a male cow’s p–p.
gross! i just stepped in some bullsh-t in the cow pasture!
1. an obvious lie
2. a game, in which at least 3 players, pref. 4 or more partic-p-te. each player is dealt as close to the same amount of the deck as possible. the players then take turns laying one or more cards of the same rank down. the rank increases as the play goes around. for example, 4 players are playing. player 1 lays down 2 aces, player 2 lays down 3 twos, player 3 lays down 1 three. player two, however, believes player 3 had no threes, and calls out “bullsh-t”. player 3, in fact, had not laid down a three, but a king. player 3 must pick up the cards laid down thus far. had player two been wrong, he would have had to pick those cards up. player four then lays down 2 fours, and the play continues until every player but one is rid of their cards. the first out wins, second is second place, etc.
1. “so then i met bill gates and he gave me 2 billion dollars…”
2. “i’m bored. wanna play bs?”
“sure, why not?”