Bullshiternet
1.(noun)most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.
2.(noun)what you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.
(1.)jon: why is my mlg(major league gaming) video taking so long to download?
alex: my guess is that its your bullsh-ternet connection, you really need to upgrade.
(2.)jon:dude what happened? i thought you had that no-scope. it went right through his dome piece.
alex: it’s my d-mn bullsh-ternet provider, it’s been slow all d-mn day.
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