bullshiticus
the patron deity of bullsh-t
“in this time of term papers i wanted to draw upon my patron deity, bullsh-ticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his golden futon, attended by the muses caffeina and thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.
i like to think he’s dionysus’s second cousin or something.”
i am praying to bullsh-ticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
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